12 Mummiforms You Know You Wear

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Buckles? Ain’t nobody got time for that! Heels? Don’t even. Let’s face it – times have changed and on-point fashion has moved down the list of priorities. While we may not be on our “A Game” anymore, we have definitely figured out how to be on our “B+ Game” with a few mummiforms that can get us through any parenting situation!


1.The Mum bun

For the other 364 non-salon days of the year

mum bun


2. Activewear

When the only opportunity for exercise you will get is running as fast as you can away from the day care at drop off


3. Knee length shift dress

Because carbs have been the hero of the dish for the past 4 meals


4. Stripy top and denim bottoms

Sometimes accidentally matching the kids



5. Plain black top

From conference to canteen, or boardroom to ball pit in under 60 seconds


6. Maxi dress and thongs

When you’re trying to keep it classy but your legs are hairy and bending down to put proper shoes on is in the too hard basket


7. $4 Kmart t-shirt

Because after a few weeks, the cost per wear is in negative, totally justifying that expensive pram you’ve been eyeing off

mummiforms - kmart clothes


8. Colourful scarf

No-one will ever guess you wore that mummiform yesterday

Colourful scarf


9. Knee length shorts and flowy top

The middle might jiggle but look, freshly shaved legs!


10. Puffy vest

Baby weight? What baby weight? PLUS – arms must be as unrestricted as possible because for most of the day they will need to carry a child, 4 toys, a handbag and a scooter. Probably simultaneously

Puffy Vest
See my vest


11. White top and pattern stretchy pants

When you wake up, change out of your pyjamas and put on “day” pyjamas which fortunately are deemed by society as acceptable enough to leave the house in except you have to wear a bra dagnammit


12. Drapey Cardi

Add to any of the aforementioned mummiforms to instantly create the illusion of a whole new winter wardrobe

Drapey Cardi


2 Responses

  1. Ha! Love it ladies!

  2. That’s hilarious!

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